I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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