i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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