therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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