I think I just saw someone hide a body.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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