when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
