i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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