did you get engaged???
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Randomize
