you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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