arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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