I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
The ass gains better be worth it
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