I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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