come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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