so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
worst night to have a conscience
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I want to fling myself into the sun
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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