On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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