are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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