Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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