3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You've changed since you got that strap on
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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