So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
