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I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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