I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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