he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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