So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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