i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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