You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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