We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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