i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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