Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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