Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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