Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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