hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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