Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We need to get me chipped asap
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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