Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
