Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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