love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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