Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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