Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She's the barista slut.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Randomize
