Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
