it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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