i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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