Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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