On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
This is my gift to your gina
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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