Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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