i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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