It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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