Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
