I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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