so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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