There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Randomize
