I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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