the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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